February 21, 2014

New training modules

CLASSES FOR WOMEN....
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

Topic 3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

Topic 5. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Topic 6. Communication Skills II:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Topic 7. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

Topic 8. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up

Topic 9. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have

Topic 10. Oil and Petrol:
Your Car Needs Both

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!

Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2. Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 5. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 6. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 8. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 10. How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions.

8 comments:

Chandani Kotai said...

;) Started this too!!

U No Hoo said...

No Chandani.. no plans yet :)

Sarah said...

Classes for women and men are equally gud ;-)

Nilima ;) said...

MEN are from MARS ;) :P

nikita said...

On Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier
:: I think even Men need it these days :P Just saying !
On Topic 3. Parties Going without new outfits
:: Try this and I bet half of the home budgetary issues are solved :D
On Topic 8. Telephone Skills, how to hang up
:: we will probably end up hanging the trainer :D
For Men sessions :
On Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays
:: I just loved this silly one !
On Topic 9. How to be the ideal shopping companion
:: Lemme know when you start this, I will give u a list of Candidates starting from Dad ending on friends :D

vikram suryawanshi said...

:D:D:D every partner will give name of his/her partner :p

kalpana thevar said...

Funny !!��

kalpana thevar said...

Funny!